Whatever you do, don't let that hit zero before placing your order because then it'll be too late. The sale will be *slits throat with finger*, and you'll be paying full freight again. So don't dilly-dally, shilly-shally, or . . . be a silly-Sally? ⇒ Click here to claim your discount now Do it. IT IS YOUR DESTINY. Mike P.S. Also: - Orders over $150 will get a free $15 Legion gift card.
- Orders over $200 will get a free $20 gift card.
- Orders over $250 will get a free $25 gift card.
That means this is a primo opportunity to stock up and save big on everything you need for the next couple of months. And, if it pleases your Grace, maybe you also want to take a flier on something new that you've been eying? Our new gut support or vitality supplements, perchance? A new flavor of protein powder or pre-workout, mayhap? Remember, too: if you don't like something, guess what happens next? No, we don't request you deliver it to a PO box in the Gobi Desert by carrier pigeon. Nor do we ask you to fill a cursed inkwell with orc's blood and demon saliva and with it complete reams of return forms written in ancient Cyrillic script. We just . . . wait for it . . . give you your money back. Holy moo cows. What a concept. So, shop now on the cheap, and we're here if you're not satisfied in any way. |
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