Monday, November 30, 2020

[DEADLINE] Biggest sale of the year ends TODAY

Claim your discount now before it's too late
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Hey there,

Well, it's CYBORG MONDAY and that means yet another deluge of (not) "deals" on droves of chintz and tchotchkes.

We do things differently around these parts, though.

When we say all non-cyborgs can still save up to 30% on our most popular products, we mean just that:

You get up to 30% off the normal everyday prices of our transform-your-body-and-life supplements and services, including Pulse, Whey+, Phoenix, Triumph, meal plans, and VIP coaching.

You have to act fast though because this is our biggest sale of the year, and it ends tonight at midnight ET.

So, click here to shop now:

https://legionathletics.com/shop/

And just to remind you of the Damoclean deadline, I present  . . . A TIMER!

Whatever you do, don't let that hit zero before placing your order because then it'll be too late.

The sale will be *slits throat with finger*, and you'll be paying full freight again.

So don't dilly-dally, shilly-shally, or . . . be a silly-Sally?

Click here to claim your discount now

Do it.

IT IS YOUR DESTINY.

Mike

P.S. Also:

  • Orders over $150 will get a free $15 Legion gift card.
  • Orders over $200 will get a free $20 gift card.
  • Orders over $250 will get a free $25 gift card.

That means this is a primo opportunity to stock up and save big on everything you need for the next couple of months.

And, if it pleases your Grace, maybe you also want to take a flier on something new that you've been eying?

Our new gut support or vitality supplements, perchance? A new flavor of protein powder or pre-workout, mayhap?

Remember, too: if you don't like something, guess what happens next?

No, we don't request you deliver it to a PO box in the Gobi Desert by carrier pigeon.

Nor do we ask you to fill a cursed inkwell with orc's blood and demon saliva and with it complete reams of return forms written in ancient Cyrillic script.

We just . . . wait for it . . . give you your money back. Holy moo cows. What a concept.

So, shop now on the cheap, and we're here if you're not satisfied in any way.

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