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Hey there, So, I creepy crawled into my office today to find a downright scandalous amount of emails from people who missed my Black Friday sale and want to know if it's really too late. Especially because it was my biggest sale ever and last sitewide sale of the year. I reckoned I had two options: 1. Tell them to pound sand because EVERYONE GOLDARN KNOWS THAT WORMS ARE FOR EARLY BIRDS AND THE REST OF THE FECKERS GET FOULED FISHMEAL. 2. Extend the sale for a couple of days so everyone has one last chance to save up to 75% on their favorite Legion vittles. I chose door number two because I like money leaning into opportunities to add customer-centric value to our quantum reality. And so my Black Friday Sale will continue from now until tomorrow at midnight ET. Click here to shop now and claim your BOGO up to 75% off discount: PLUS! - Orders over $99 will get a free $5 Legion gift card.
- Orders over $149 will get a free $10 gift card.
- Orders over $199 will get a free $20 gift card.
Go for it! Mike P.S. This is your last chance to claim buy one get one up to 75% off savings and my last sitewide sale of the year. So CLICKY CLICKY if you haven't taken advantage of the huge discounts yet (or have a hankering for more savings). | | | | |
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