Guess what happens when that sucker hits zero? No, Mumm-Ra the Ever-Living isn't going to catapult a million mewing kittens into the sun. No, the Feral Government isn't going to mandate that rats and pigeons can vote and children should be recycled (yet). And no, I'm not going to dry scoop a double dose of Pulse and have a staring contest with the sun. Instead, I'm going to stop spamming you to buy my wondiferous wares and return to the mines to forge new nuggets for you to nobble, like supplements, articles, books, and podcasts. Before I do, though, a transmission from my handlers: My Black Friday sale ends in less than 48 hours, so if you're into saving up to 40% on all things Legion, this is your last chance to claim your discount. ⇒ Click here to shop now and SAVE BIG, before it's too late! There's more, too: - Orders over $99 will get a free digital book or blender bottle.
- Orders over $199 will get a free digital book AND blender bottle.
So, locomote on over to my store now and take your pick of whatever you want. Not sure what to get? *opens trench coat* |
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