| Well, friend . . . If you haven't taken advantage of my BIGGEST SALE EVER (and last big one of the year), your procrastination is about to pay off. Because unlike the nearly 11,000 customers who have already purchased, YOU still have something to look forward to. You see, by delaying your indulgence in my sensual savings, you now get to enjoy a bigger surge of post-transactional bliss. Think of it like economic edging. But you've waited long enough, frando . . . ⇒ Click here to shop now and save up to 40% You have to do it now, though, because the discounts disappear tonight at midnight ET. So, if you get switched on by stuff like . . . - Having the energy and intensity to crush each and every workout with a bit to spare (with my pre-workout Pulse).
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Then sashay that bootay over my way, where you can still save up to 40% on all of that and more. Go for it! Mike P.S. Remember, too: if you don't like something, guess what happens next? No, I don't request you deliver it to a PO box in the Gobi Desert by carrier pigeon. Nor do I ask you to fill a cursed inkwell with orc's blood and demon saliva and with it complete reams of return forms written in ancient Cyrillic script. I just . . . wait for it . . . give you your money back. Holy fishsticks. What a concept. So, shop now on the cheap, and I'm here if you're not satisfied in any way. | 
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