| Hey there . . . So, I creepy crawled into my office today to find a downright scandalous amount of emails from people who missed the sale and want to know if it's really too late. Especially because it was my biggest sale ever and last sitewide sale of the year. I reckoned I had two options: 1. Tell them to pound sand because EVERYONE GOLDARN KNOWS THAT WORMS ARE FOR EARLY BIRDS AND THE REST OF THE FECKERS GET FOULED FISHMEAL. 2. Extend the sale for a day so everyone has one last chance to save up to 40% on their favorite Legion vittles. I chose door number two because I like money leaning into opportunities to add customer-centric value to our quantum reality. And so my Cyborg Monday Sale will continue from now until midnight ET. Click here to shop now and save up to 40% sitewide: ⇒ https://legionathletics.com/products/on-sale/ Go for it! Mike P.S. This really is the last day of the sale and my last sitewide sale of the year. So CLICKY CLICKY if you haven't taken advantage of the huge discounts yet (or have a hankering for more savings). P.P.S. Tried everything to get fit and still coming up short? My VIP one-on-one coaching can help, and it's also on sale for up to 50% off. | 
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