The anti-protein bar

Just say no to another mouthful of chewy, chalky gunk. ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­

Hey there,   You are a wondrous being.   A MAGIC SKELETON robed in MEAT animated by ELECTRICITY and SPIRIT hurtling through the AETHER on a STONY STARSHIP.   But you have needs.   Primitive needs.   No, not those ones, you rascal. Not those, either—for shame, man.    This:   The urge to shove things into the bone cave in your face at 3 PM and crush it into a life-sustaining slurry.   And ideally, a high-protein and nutritious slurry that doesn't taste like rotten tree bark or pistol whip your pancreas.   A protein bar, maybe?   Serviceable, but where's the joy in another mouthful of chewy, chalky gunk?   Go ahead. If you hate fun.   Or you could reach for my new high-protein crispy treat, which isn't merely "good." Buy Now It's hide-it-from-your-significant-other good.    Eat-three-before-you-remember-you're-supposed-to-be-cutting good.   Feel like you're 8 years old again eating goodies after school, before the infernal times of mortgages and macros . . . good.   Plus, my rectangle of crunchy gooey delight has 15 grams of protein, 4 grams of fiber, and no artificial sweeteners, flavors, fillers, or other unnecessary junk.   And it's made with a premium blend of whey, casein, and milk protein and doesn't contain any soy or gluten.   So, if you'd rather eat a 9-volt battery than another protein bar, grab a box or three of my protein-boosted crispy treats here:   ⇒ https://legionathletics.com/protein-crispy-treats/   And if you don't like them for any reason, simply let us know, and we'll give you a prompt and courteous refund.   Enjoy!   Mike Founder of Legion   P.S. The real game: crush a crispy treat, dump it into some milk, and you have an ambrosial protein cereal.   And for the Full Saturday Morning Monty of nutritious nostalgia, dump it into a bowl of our actual protein cereal for double the protein and crunch.

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