Hey there, 246 years ago, a bunch of disgruntled Brits were told to give up their guns and pay ridiculous taxes to Crown and Country, which was blowing coin like a boozy Bourbon king. "Get stuffed," they said. "How about you get your ticket punched instead?" General Howe replied. "Get on with it then." Fisticuffs ensued, the lobsterbacks got their lumps, and a nation of Yanks were then free to pursue a new flavor of life, liberty, and happiness. And to celebrate this glorious freedom to make great gains . . . We just opened the doors to our yuge July 4th sale. And that means it's time to lock in your savings before the marauding masses ransack our wares. => Click here to shop now and save up to 25% You'll see that many items in the store are marked down up to 25% (no coupon needed), but not everything, so what is on sale will probably sell out even faster than usual. So, zip on over to our store and take your pick of whatever you want (at up to 25% off). And there's plenty to choose from: |
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