Tick tock goes the clock, super savings for you to unlock . . . ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏
Hey there, Your inbox probably looks a bit like a weekend at Charlie Sheen's right now, so I just wanted to quickly remind you to take advantage of our big Black Friday sale. Click here to shop now and claim your BOGO up to 75% off savings:
Go for it!
Mike P.S. Also: - Orders over $99 will get a free $10 Legion gift card.
- Orders over $149 will get a free $20 gift card.
- Orders over $199 will get a free supplement.
That means this is a primo opportunity to stock up and save big on everything you need for the next couple of months. And, if it pleases your Grace, maybe you also want to take a flier on something new that you've been eying?
Remember, too: if you don't like something, guess what happens next? No, we don't request you deliver it to a PO box in the Gobi Desert by carrier pigeon.
Nor do we ask you to fill a cursed inkwell with orc's blood and demon saliva and with it complete reams of return forms written in ancient Cyrillic script. We just . . . wait for it . . . give you your money back. Holy fishsticks. What a concept. | | | | |
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